Jennifer Lawrence: Bought a new pair of Nike Shoes.
Universal Studios: Announced a brand new Film, Dora the Explora.
Brad Pitt: Is dating a Pepsi vending machine next to the LA Zoo.
Apple: Announced a brand new iphone that will do taxes, talk to your elderly relatives and automatically made make apple purchases for the sake of convenience.
NBC: A thief has stolen every single Marie calendar pie on the western coast.